Zoro's Nullification Station

"So...we just walk around naked all day, huh?" Clint stood there in just his socks.  We'd all stripped down in our rooms and gotten our clothes put away, and were about to head outside.  Clint had never been on a nudist beach or ranch before, so was a little apprehensive about walking around in the nude.

Theo had never been to one of those places, either, but seemed practically excited to get to walk about in the buff.

"You get used to it," I shrugged.  "Honestly, you forget about it pretty quick.  Oh, except that they're all gonna say hi by jerkin' your dick.  It don't mean anything, just roll with it," I advised.

Outside, we ran into Uncle Dave, all shined up and slick.  "Hey, fellas," he grinned, only happy to see us.  

He'd been a bodybuilder back in the '90's and was still pretty buff, but he usually didn't oil up just to walk around.  "Why ya slicked up, unc?" I asked.

"Oh, me and your uncle Rick are takin' some pictures for one of those new datin' apps," he led us into the side room, where Rick was trying to get a picture of himself in a mirror with his phone.  

"Dang thing.  Keeps comin' out blurry," he handed it to Dave to mess with.  "Hey, fellas," Rick grinned, adjusting his chauffeur's cap.  "Wanted t'git some new pichers since the dick holocaust," he winked, using his typically insensitive humor.

"I'm startin' t'think my guy might be endangered," Theo snickered, and we all chuckled.

"Although...it might be," Dave shrugged.  "I wouldn't put it past yer Pappy Garrett."